The Parka People are a diminutive race of people who wear parkas that completely obscure their features. They appear in versions of the Arctic storyline and the third series episode Party. By looking deep into the parka, one can see one's deepest desire such as rubies and Lesbian Ham. The Parka People typically guard the object of the Arctic quest (Egg of Mantumbi, Ruby of Kukundu, etc.).

In Tundra, one of them regurgitates dark green sick, giving us insight into their gastrointestinal anatomy.

They execute their enemies with assistance from The Black Frost.