The Hitcher (Rap)

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The lyrics (TV version) Edit

Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job

Ave a cuppa tea

Ave a cuppa tea

I'm The Hitcher

let me put you in the picture

with my solo polo vision

I'm a cockney geeza

watch me bleed ya

I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper

taught him how to slice

I cut him up a treat

Pound your banana(two pound your pear)

Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)

Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)

40 shillings for your melons(Oh yeah)

(We're the piper twins, Jim and Jackie Piper

cutting through the night like a windscreen

wiping you away like rain drops

don't mess with the boys)

Shut your noise

Coming in strong like a freak show nightmare

dancing skeletons,white,blue and yeller uns

moving through the shadows with the speed if a cat

and if you cross us

we'll cut ya

(You ain't gonna like that)

I'm bad juju

I use voodoo if I choose to

I harness the forces of evil to abuse you

A power, a polo, an evil magnet

were sucking up your soul

(You ain't gonna like that)

Radio versions Edit

However, in the radio version, it's different. The Piper Twins aren't in it. So it actually comes out like this:

Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job

Ave a cuppa tea

Ave a cuppa tea

I'm The Hitcher

let me put you in the picture

creeping in your room in the dead of night

with my solo polo vision

I'm a cockney geeza

watch me bleed ya

I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper

taught him how to slice

I cut him up a treat

Pound your banana(two pound your pear)

Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)

Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)

40 shillings for your melons

(Oh yeah)

Coming in strong like a freak show nightmare

dancing skeletons,white,blue and yellow ones

moving through the shadows with the speed if a cat

and if you cross us

we'll cut ya

(You ain't gonna like that)

I'm bad juju

I use voodoo if I choose to

I harness the power of evil to abuse you

A power, a polo, an evil magnet

were sucking up your soul

(You ain't gonna like that)