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The lyrics (TV version)[]
Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job
Ave a cuppa tea
Ave a cuppa tea
I'm The Hitcher
let me put you in the picture
creeping in your room in the dead of night
The Hitcher and his sidekicks in 'The Hitcher Rap'
with my solo polo vision
I'm a cockney geeza
watch me bleed ya
I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper
taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat
Pound your banana(two pound your pear)
Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)
Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)
40 shillings for your melons(Oh yeah)
(We're the piper twins, Jim and Jackie Piper
cutting through the night like a windscreen
wiping you away like rain drops
don't mess with the boys)
Shut your noise
Coming in strong like a freak show nightmare
dancing skeletons,white,blue and yeller uns
moving through the shadows with the speed if a cat
and if you cross us
we'll cut ya
(You ain't gonna like that)
I'm bad juju
I use voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to abuse you
A power, a polo, an evil magnet
were sucking up your soul
(You ain't gonna like that)
Radio versions[]
However, in the radio version, it's different. The Piper Twins aren't in it. So it actually comes out like this:
Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job
Ave a cuppa tea
Ave a cuppa tea
I'm The Hitcher
let me put you in the picture
creeping in your room in the dead of night
with my solo polo vision
I'm a cockney geeza
watch me bleed ya
I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper
taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat
Pound your banana(two pound your pear)
Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)
Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)
40 shillings for your melons
(Oh yeah)
Coming in strong like a freak show nightmare
dancing skeletons,white,blue and yellow ones
moving through the shadows with the speed if a cat
and if you cross us
we'll cut ya
(You ain't gonna like that)
I'm bad juju
I use voodoo if I choose to
I harness the power of evil to abuse you
A power, a polo, an evil magnet
were sucking up your soul
(You ain't gonna like that)