Milky Joe is is the product of Howard's feverish imagination when cast away on a desert island. He was created from a coconut shell with a face drawn on it and a torso and limbs made of bamboo, and is dressed in a blue striped tea towel. He speaks with a French accent and is an intellectual individual, but ultimately Howard grows tired of his boring lectures - Joe gets revenge by smearing Vince and Howard during their trial.
Appears in The Nightmare of Milky Joe.
He is also in his own band, Milky Joe and the Coconuts. Their only hit was "Isolation," which they stole from Howard Moon.