Lance Dior and Harold Boom are almost complete copies of Howard and Vince, calling themselves The Flighty Zeus. They first appeared in the series 3 episode "The Power of the Crimp"
They are somehow able to copy everything Howard and Vince do and somehow know how to play The Boosh's song "Future Sailors" after only hearing a few seconds of it. They are beaten by The Boosh in a crimp-off at the Velvet Onion. Despite this they continue to attempt to steal the Boosh's limelight, vandalising copies of their recent book.Played by Tom Meeten and Simon Farnaby.